Do you like animals?

Then you will probably love or hate my latest series of drawings. Basically, think of them as buying animals in pieces and then realizing that was a bad idea and then figuring out what the hell to do with the pieces. Kinda of like if you bought a couch one pillow at a time only with animals.

If you are down...

Here is something that will cheer you up: Me stepping in dog shit at my front door. Did one of my dogs booby trap my place? I mean we have a whole big yard and the one place they decided to drop the kids off is in front of the door. Thanks doggy, hope you like the new soft food I made to add to your Kibbles and Bits. Smells familiar doesn't it.

Skating sucks

But not as much as the police. Check the boneless over the cop. Also some emo lifestyle shots. Life is pain.

Sexy Time

Well starting some kind of Jenny Craig diet thing today. As you can see from these pictures taken from the height of my masculinity I can use some work. God I miss that car though. As you can clearly see I do not have a six pack, I can however place a six pack on my stomach for easy access. God bless America.

Why Are Hadlebars So Damn Badass?

If you have to ask you will never understand. Nothing frames a man or women's face with more dignity and simultaneous terror and reverence as a nice set of handlebars. The list of formidable badass's that have sported such style include basically anybody worth a damn. Bask in the glory of my International Handlebar Moustache Club submission photos.

welcome to the wonderful world of Sam and Jen

Lets start this off running. Jen just back from 12 days taking care of men in spandex. No she didn't do a East Coast tour with the members of Poison and Skid Row. She was working hard as a souigneir for the Health Net Professional Cycling Team on the Tour of California doing her thing as a Massage Therapist and Acupuncturist. Enjoy some pics of the scenery and of course men in spandex. Woohoo.