...so I am dating a spider monkey

Jen can climb. We took her out for her first day of climbing ever and she is already pretty damn good. Check the pics of her owning a pretty decent sized face for first day ever. I imagine in a year she will be climbing this upside down feet first. Damn spider monkey chick lady.

White People Say the Darndest Things

Check this site out for a list of things that make Caucasians wet their pants. Makes a great list of possible gifts for that special white person in your life.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Pool Party My Place

Pool Party my place this weekend. Bring your water wings. I promise it will be super fun so please come.

I had a dream...

And this what was in it. Well actually it was more of a nightmare. Apparently, the Undertaker, Lesbians and really hairy people that look like Chubaca have something in common. I guess what I am saying is can't we all get along.

All is fair in love and walkie talkies and eating dogs

I don't know what the heck I am doing but I think I am constipated from eating our dog Tiny. Jen on the other hand seems to be eating the walkie talkie in retaliation. And she has laser beam eyes. She can put a spell on you and then deep fry you with those things. Anyway, camping is super.

HanesVanBergenHibmanater

Somehow with a last name with so many H's and B's and a V just belongs together.

Comfort Inn, Pain Out

Well Jen and I went "camping" up in Merced while she worked for the Rock Racing Cycling Team. Camping as you can see is a relatively loosely defined term as we camped in the lovely Comfort Inn and Denny's Parking lot next to the freeway. At least there was a liquor store across the street. It was nice having access to the Hotel pool and free cookies though. When I Jen was working I took a side trip up to the Merced River which was awesome. And then we went to the Famous Birthplace of Suzy HanesVanBergenHibma where apparently they still burn their own vehicles for warmth which is good because it was about 4 degrees outside. On a side note that is one hell of a last name. Anyway, it was really beautiful because all of the almond trees were in bloom. Then we came home.