Life and Times of Sam and Jen

Teaching Dogs New Tricks

2008-04-30T22:09:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of Cher riding Sunny. I bet that will get a lot of hits on Google. Aren't they just so cute.

...so I am dating a spider monkey

2008-03-29T12:09:00.000-07:00

Jen can climb. We took her out for her first day of climbing ever and she is already pretty damn good. Check the pics of her owning a pretty decent sized face for first day ever. I imagine in a year she will be climbing this upside down feet first. Damn spider monkey chick lady.

White People Say the Darndest Things

2008-03-25T11:13:00.000-07:00

Check this site out for a list of things that make Caucasians wet their pants. Makes a great list of possible gifts for that special white person in your life.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Pool Party My Place

2008-03-25T10:38:00.000-07:00

Pool Party my place this weekend. Bring your water wings. I promise it will be super fun so please come.

I had a dream...

2008-03-25T10:18:00.000-07:00

And this what was in it. Well actually it was more of a nightmare. Apparently, the Undertaker, Lesbians and really hairy people that look like Chubaca have something in common. I guess what I am saying is can't we all get along.

All is fair in love and walkie talkies and eating dogs

2008-03-25T10:00:00.000-07:00

I don't know what the heck I am doing but I think I am constipated from eating our dog Tiny. Jen on the other hand seems to be eating the walkie talkie in retaliation. And she has laser beam eyes. She can put a spell on you and then deep fry you with those things. Anyway, camping is super.

HanesVanBergenHibmanater

2008-03-25T09:55:00.000-07:00

Somehow with a last name with so many H's and B's and a V just belongs together.

Comfort Inn, Pain Out

2008-03-25T09:39:00.000-07:00

Well Jen and I went "camping" up in Merced while she worked for the Rock Racing Cycling Team. Camping as you can see is a relatively loosely defined term as we camped in the lovely Comfort Inn and Denny's Parking lot next to the freeway. At least there was a liquor store across the street. It was nice having access to the Hotel pool and free cookies though. When I Jen was working I took a side trip up to the Merced River which was awesome. And then we went to the Famous Birthplace of Suzy HanesVanBergenHibma where apparently they still burn their own vehicles for warmth which is good because it was about 4 degrees outside. On a side note that is one hell of a last name. Anyway, it was really beautiful because all of the almond trees were in bloom. Then we came home.

Do you like animals?

2008-02-26T22:50:00.000-08:00

Then you will probably love or hate my latest series of drawings. Basically, think of them as buying animals in pieces and then realizing that was a bad idea and then figuring out what the hell to do with the pieces. Kinda of like if you bought a couch one pillow at a time only with animals.

If you are down...

2008-02-26T22:42:00.000-08:00

Here is something that will cheer you up: Me stepping in dog shit at my front door. Did one of my dogs booby trap my place? I mean we have a whole big yard and the one place they decided to drop the kids off is in front of the door. Thanks doggy, hope you like the new soft food I made to add to your Kibbles and Bits. Smells familiar doesn't it.

Skating sucks

2008-02-26T11:52:00.000-08:00

But not as much as the police. Check the boneless over the cop. Also some emo lifestyle shots. Life is pain.

Sexy Time

2008-02-26T11:43:00.000-08:00

Well starting some kind of Jenny Craig diet thing today. As you can see from these pictures taken from the height of my masculinity I can use some work. God I miss that car though. As you can clearly see I do not have a six pack, I can however place a six pack on my stomach for easy access. God bless America.

Why Are Hadlebars So Damn Badass?

2008-02-25T20:28:00.000-08:00

If you have to ask you will never understand. Nothing frames a man or women's face with more dignity and simultaneous terror and reverence as a nice set of handlebars. The list of formidable badass's that have sported such style include basically anybody worth a damn. Bask in the glory of my International Handlebar Moustache Club submission photos.

welcome to the wonderful world of Sam and Jen

2008-02-25T20:13:00.000-08:00

Lets start this off running. Jen just back from 12 days taking care of men in spandex. No she didn't do a East Coast tour with the members of Poison and Skid Row. She was working hard as a souigneir for the Health Net Professional Cycling Team on the Tour of California doing her thing as a Massage Therapist and Acupuncturist. Enjoy some pics of the scenery and of course men in spandex. Woohoo.